The Alowishus Wrap
In the weeks leading up to our first Christmas party in 2012 the team had been sneaking around behind my back. I didn’t know at the time but they were working on a project called the The Alowishus Wrap. At the Christmas Party they presented me with a framed copy of The Wrap and they also performed it live for Michael and I.
It’s been hanging in the cafe by the stairs ever since. I took it down the other day to clean it and I read it once more and thought I should share it with everyone again. So here it is, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
The Alowishus Wrap
At Alowishus you should come on down
Our friendly staff won’t make you frown
Our coffee’s is golden and brown
That gives us the best coffee in town!
Our boss’ name is T to the Racey
Her numerous long emails don’t phase me.
Her husband’s name is Phil to the Dumphey
I don’t recall seeing that man grumpy
Ally wakes up, get out of bread
Comes downstairs for some banana bread
Hey Ally, whatcha got there?
It’s my injured pet turtle and my teddy bear
Awe Ally, why so sad?
“I’ve lost my Wi-Fi connection on the iPad”
Nina’s out back making our secret dressing
Her corned meat is delicious she’s a blessing
Hollie comes in early prepping all the salad,
She does it so well so it tastes good on your pallet
Out the front, servin’ all them customers,
They can’t serve themselves,
We don’t got self-serve
THIS AIN’T WOOLWORTHS!
Aunty Helen’s in early, making all the wraps
How ‘bout Stuart? Yeah he’s a nice chap
Amy and Imejine are busy working in their store
Nezza’s sweet cakes can’t be ignored
The barefoot bandit, yeah that guy’s pretty neat
He’d be a lot cooler if he ate a little meat!
You’ll find everyone at Alowishus, at shop 4 on Earl’s Court
And you’ll be blown away by our Choc Pear Torte!
So anyway, Tracey you’re the best,
Our thanks to you must be expressed
If you leave, we’d all be depressed
To have you as a boss we are truly blessed!
WRITTEN BY THE ALOWISHUS CREW
WHERE OUR BEATS ARE FRESHER THAN OUR WRAPS
OUR RYHMES ARE PHATTER THAN OUR SAUSAGE ROLLS
Did you ever have our Nutella Hot Chocolate?